Coolest Cat Contest

Look I made this on our new iBook:

It's from a picture of our cat.

How awesome!

Wow, your cat wears magitech armor!

That's almost as cool as my cat.

Almost?

Wow what sort of awesome armor does your cat wear?

My cat is naked.

But he can poop chocolate!

No wonder you don't die from lack of food.

That is also the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

It's perfectly normal chocolate that happens to magically sprout from an unusual place.

Be more tolerant.

Do you clean it before you eat it, or just sell it as a delicatessen?