Thursday, July 14, 2005
The Ultimate Damnit All Z Resource Page
Damnit All Z facts
- It is parody of Dragon Ball Z by Akira Toriyama.
- It is an anime invented by Joshua Daniels
- The following conversation took place between me and Japan:
Dear Japan:
What a great idea for a new stupid cartoon named: Damn It All Z.
3x stupider than that other anime, this new dimension of idiocy captivates Nihon - and the world - for generations.
When old ladies with no lives import it into the U.S. they will - as usual - take out all the best parts.
But thanks to Damn It All Z's special inverse-quality negative intelligence, it is the bottom they take from, not the top, thus accidentally improving it.
My only hope for the future is that no one makes a cartoon 4x stupider.
I'm screwed, aren't I?
GOD LOVES YOU:
Dear Josh-San:
Yes, you showed your hand far too early josh. Now by the time you are ready to unveil your 3Xs of stupidity, someone out there will be ready with a 4th X.
You're only hope now is that no one can come up with a title as awesome as Damn it all Z.
So, tell me more about this Z character....
Love:
Japan
Dear Japan:
He becomes more powerful by standing still for entire episodes at a time. Awkward groaning helps, too.
His super powers are: lens flares, unnoticible things, cheating, chewing loudly, winning without deserving it, attracting negative attention, getting away with murder, yo mammas, hogging the phone line when you need it, shedding, breaking expensive things, crying for no reason, manipulation, making kids violent, weird things, making people feel inferior, selling stuff, detecting bad smells, driving blindfolded for fun, hitting on underaged and married girls, and being just an all around great guy.
2nd thought: screw you, Japan! I myself shall make it, thus conquering all known japaniverses.
GOD LOVES YOU:
Dear Josh-San:
I can't wait! You must make it now!
Love:
Japan
