Danger Chair
for when a regular chair just doesn't cut it anymore
An Early Prototype of Danger Chair™
Are you tired of sitting in a plain old regular chair? Has your rocking chair lost the excitement it once had? Do you need a good excuse for why you are always falling out of your chair, or why it always looks like you've been traveling through time? If you answered yes to any of these questions, or any question you've ever been asked in your entire life, then Danger Chair™ is for you!
What is Danger Chair™?
By far, the greatest chair that has ever been developed. As opposed to "normal" chairs, Danger Chair™ will completely change your life. Among it's many great features, are Danger Chair's™ ability to prevent you from falling asleep. No more late nights trying to stay awake as you type a paper, or watch 37 straight episodes of "Escaflowne", only to fail and sleep in shame. No, with Danger Chair™ you will never fall asleep again!
But I don't want to just stay awake!
That's okay! There's far more to Danger Chair™ than just staying awake. For the clumsy among us, Danger Chair™ gives the perfect excuse for constantly falling out of your chair. How can anyone mock you for falling out of something so frighteningly Dangerous? Instead, they will praise you for your courage, offering you amazing prizes the likes of which your cowardly, clumsy self would never have been able to achieve on your own!
The Importance of Danger Chair™
But I'm not clumsy and I never get tired!
Fear not! Danger Chair™ is not just for the socially inept and phsyically awkward anymore! Now recommended by 9 out of 10 certified Dangerologists, Danger Chair™ can give you the one up on business partners, casual friends, and evil geniuses. Whether your plans are as simple as staying alive and well, or as complex as taking over the world, Danger Chair™ is for you!
Okay, Give me a Damn Danger Chair™!
Here at Danger Chair Productions, Inc. we understand the burning desire to sit upon your very own Danger Chair™, and that's why we work hard every day to finalize production. Until then, we hope that you will be patient, and enjoy the thought of all the benefits that will be bestowed upon you by Danger Chair™.