Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Danger Chair
I want Danger Chair.
Never. Eat your futuristic blue stuff, and forget about Danger Chair, scum.
Forget this, Safety Woman!
Danger Chair!
You'll never touch my son's butt!
Great Scott! Securite, one of my two weaknesses... taking my power to harm others... getting... cushy... Davey! Sit on me... one last... and first...
Hang on, Danger Chair. I've always...
I know, Davey. When you are in need of a seat... and find but chair-shaped pillows of timidity... seek the black securite... only it can bring me back.
But that would permanently -
It's the only way.
There must be another.
We could trick artists into praising danger chair by making them think it's an imaginary object that will never be sold.
They will pour their hearts right into our pockets.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep in your danger chair, and don't want to admit you are in serious need of medical attention.
I heard that if you buy a danger chair, you constantly look like you just traveled through time!
My daughter got raped yesterday, thanks to my apathetic negligence and utter and absolute stupidity.
But the old me died with her.
Today is born Neo-Dofus Mc Pastor.
I threw out the easy chair of laziness.
Now I'm reclining my way to victory.
You saved me, Danger Chair. Thank you and have a blessed day.
You can't take gold with you, but there will always be Danger Chair.
Recommended by four out of five dangerologists.