December 30th, 2005
The story of the greatest fake word
Loze
This site lozes other sites to hell! Scott is a lozor!
Wow, that's really nice to say i'm loze. I've always thought so, but that's loze to hear it from somebody else!
What arrogance to think yourself loze! That slight and ultimately insignificant infraction has dropped you completely off the page of loze! So you are less than loze, which is still awesomely cool. You should still feel good simply having your name in the same sentence as the word loze, and the mere existance of its concept is gratifying to no end!
I think you are assuming that I thought of myself as loze, and not just loze. When you look at it that way, i'm not nearly so arrogant am i?
Ow! I sit here helpless and frozen in shock as my balls hurt from rapidly firing off in perpetual violent spasms into the walls, ceiling and even out the windows onto hapless passersby - all because of this board's lewd and near-deadly overexposure of the impossible reality that is the word loze!
That was loze.