Methuselasm

Methuselasm is a new medical word.

Methuselasm is the ability to age well.

Scott must have high methuselasm, because he looks the same as when I met him. He must eat plenty of sugary salted fried lard. Mmm...

0 ggls! 12/30/2005

Methuselasm: the new metabolism!

Other forms:

Methuselic Methuselize Methuselite

It could also be a programming language, because the suffix ASM stands for Assembly, e.g. TASM, MASM, SPASM, ORGASM.

We are now officially doctors of medicine. Congratulations, Dr. Scott Forbes, M.D.

I wish you success, unless you use your degree for evil, of course.

Dr. Scott assures us he will not use it for evil, and that doctors never lie.