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My eyes! The ggls do nothing!

0 ggls [12-30-2005]

Can you believe it? What is going on? A conspiracy? How can it possibly be 100% original? Censored by Google? But why? And how can we infiltrate their secret and therefore evil lair? Lozer-swords? A new kind of sword! I'm a weapons engineer, lozer division, and a tenth degree black belt in lozer-sword fighting. Too late, I already invented lozer-tanks and lozer-cannons. They can fly in space, walk through walls, dance through time, and you only have to milk them once a day. Unlike current weapons that need ammo, you must drain loze weapons of surplus, because they are loze. Be careful reading this. I should have said that earlier. Uh oh.

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