Eat my Brainchildren!
Latest ideas by Josh

Learned prudism - "How to Be a Prude"

What is it? Any creative strategies/inventions/aphorisms?

A promiscuous robot downloads prudism.

People with robot brains! Sextoys of the future?

Would need incredible rhetoric to sell that whopper!

Sextoy or prostitute? You decide! ~ easy news publicity

With the right rhetoric, you can dupe the public into accepting ANYTHING!

Rhetoric is the key to unlimited (social) power!

Quick! Make nudity-allowing rhetoric!

A big theme of my art is "Rhetoric is evil (duh)!"

Before clothes began, nudity was.

Respect what came first.

It is older, and therefore more conservative!

What happened to the good old days, before people pompously paraded around in falsity?

Everytime you are naked, you enter an exciting world of timelessness!

Clothes are shortening your life.

Prostitutes are nude to fool you into associating it with lewdness. Huge conspiracy.

It cuts down on wind resistance and drag, so you can run more errands.

It makes you smarter! More attractive! Rich! $_$

It is cheap. (You have to pay for rights, now! Mwahahhaha!)

We are watching you. *creepysoundeffect*

(Watching you wizards beat games, that is. Suckers!)