Josh. Monday, July 25, 2005.
secret message
secret message
Back in December 2004, I invented a drug, Violentol, not a pill, but a video game designed to end ultraviolence.
- A prescription-strength sequal can only be obtained through a physician.
- A special players-guide walks you through faking the symptoms to obtain it.
- Like all drugs, it has potentially devistating side-effects.
But Space Crack stole my idea.
His sells through creepy dealers on street corners, while my dangerous "cure" is to be legally sanctioned and FDA approved.
Special pamphlets and presentations for doctors and patients explain the effects and gameplay.
Helpless victims may try to sue me, but my elite team of corrupt lawyers will point out our subtle contractural invulnarabilities.