Keith chimes in on the Oscar® nominations by reviewing the five films up for Best Picture in These Are The Best Movies Of 2006?

Damn, I missed Groening's birthday!

Attach:groening3.jpg Δ | Happy 53rd!

Keith chimes in on the Oscar® nominations by reviewing the five films up for Best Picture in These Are The Best Movies Of 2006?

Today is a very exciting day at somesmart.com. In all the time of our existence, you've probably noticed the "font" that pervades the site. Well, after months of hard work, Josh has finally been able to create a version that can be used in Windows. That's right - now you can type anything you'd like in the some smart, some don't font! To download the font, click here, and for instructions on how to install a font onto your computer, click here.

February 17th, 2007

Today is a very exciting day at somesmart.com. In all the time of our existence, you've probably noticed the "font" that pervades the site. Well, after hours of hard work, Josh has finally been able to create a version that can be used in Windows. That's right! Now you can type anything you'd like in the some smart, some don't font. To download the font, click here, and for instructions on how to install a font onto your computer, click here.

Remember to turn in all your homework assignments in this font so when you get a failing grade you can just say "some smart, some don't" and everything will be o.k.

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February 16th, 2007

Damn, I missed Groening's birthday!

Happy 50th! :-/

Specifically, as I read through I hope to find at least 1 Horcrux per book, and if and when I do I'll be sure to share them here. I may be giving Rowling too much credit, but I sincerely believe that she had most major plot points planned out from the very start, and I'm hoping that reading through from the beginning, focusing solely on Horcruxes and how things can end, will be wonderfully enlightening. Not that I'll complain either way - I'll take any excuse I can get if it means more Harry Potter.

I'm sure everyone has heard by now, but this year we will be celebrating Christmas in July. That's correct, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows, the 7th and final book of the Harry Potter series, will be released on July 21st, 2007. In preparation for this hallowed event, I started reading HP & the Philosopher's Stone just last night. I figure with 5 months to go, I can easily complete all 6 books just as the final one drops.

I'm sure everyone has heard by now, but this year we will be celebrating Christmas in July. That's correct, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows, the 7th and final book of the Harry Potter series, will be released on July 21st, 2007. In preparation for this hallowed event, I started reading HP & the Philosopher's Stone just last night. I figure with 5 months to go, I can easily complete all 6 books just as the final book drops.

First of all:

Happy 53rd!

Specifically, as I read through I hope to find at least 1 Horcrux per book, and if and when I do I'll be sure to share them here. I may be giving Rowling too much credit, but I sincerely believe that she had most major plot points planned out from the very beginning, and I'm hoping that reading through from the beginning, focusing solely on Horcruxes and how things can end, will be wonderfully enlightening. Not that I'll complain either way - I'll take any excuse I can get if it means more Harry Potter.

As I progress, I hope to pick up on some insights on how things will fall out in the final piece. If you don't remember some of my thoughts on how things will end, refer back to my Review of Half-Blood Prince all those months ago.

Specifically, as I read through I hope to find at least 1 Horcrux per book, and if and when I do I'll be sure to share them here. I may be giving Rowling too much credit, but I sincerely believe that she had most major plot points planned out from the very beginning, so I'm hoping that reading through from the beginning, focusing solely on Horcruxes and how things can end, will be wonderfully enlightening. Not that I'll complain either way - I'll take any excuse I can get if it means more Harry Potter.

February 15th, 2007

I'm sure everyone has heard by now, but this year we will be celebrating Christmas in July. That's correct, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows, the 7th and final book of the Harry Potter series will be released on July 21st, 2007. In preparation for this hallowed event, I started reading HP & the Philosopher's Stone just last night. I figure with 5 months to go, I can easily complete all 6 books just as the final book drops.

As I progress, I hope to pick up on some insights on how things will fall out in the final piece. If you don't remember some of my thoughts on how things will end, refer back to my Review of Half-Blood Prince all those months ago. Specifically, as I read through I hope to find at least 1 horcrux per book, and if and when I do I'll be sure to share them here.

So stay tuned, and share your own theories with us at ideas [at] somesmart [dot] com.

February 7th, 2007

I now have less than one month until my 25th birthday. Is it possible I could be having a quarter-life crisis?

Seriously, it's a picture of a cat (that may or may not have ears) playing Dragon Quest Monster: Joker on a DS Lite. I'm going to attempt to recreate this scenario with my own cats, so if I'm unable to make any updates over the next few weeks it's most likely due to a massive loss of blood. (My cats have claws. Sharp, painful claws.)

I know I mention it a lot, but I really love the internet. Without it, my life would never be enriched by things such as this:

Seriously, it's a picture of a cat (that may or may not have ears) playing Dragon Quest Monster: Joker on a DS Lite. I'm going to attempt to recreate this scenario with my own cats, so if I'm unable to make any updates over the next few weeks it's most likely due to a massive loss of blood. (My cats have claws. Sharp, painful claws.)

February 3rd, 2007

I know I mention it a lot, but I really love the internet. Without it, my life would never be enriched by this much awesomeness:

Please buy a DS Lite. Please

Seriously, it's a picture of a cat (that may or may not have ears) playing Dragon Quest Monster: Joker a DS Lite. I'm going to attempt to recreate this scenario with my own cats, so if I'm unable to make any updates over the next few weeks it's most likely due to a massive loss of blood. (My cats have claws. Sharp, painful claws.)

February 1st, 2007

Keith chimes in on the Oscar® nominations by reviewing the five films up for Best Picture in These Are The Best Movies Of 2006?

Keith chimes in on the Oscar® nominations by reviewing the five films up for Best Picture in These Are The Best Movies Of 2006?

January 31, 2007

Keith chimes in on the Oscar® nominations by reviewing the five films up for Best Picture in These Are The Best Movies Of 2007?

It's unfortunate I've let The Some Smart Some Don’t School for Kids Who Can’t Speak Good and Want to Learn How to Do Other Things Good Too flounder in such obscurity. Not just because I think logic is fun, or that this type of analysis of our language can be both informative and slightly humurous, but because these type of things really piss me off. In fact, I'm ashamed that I haven't taken the time to focus this rage into anger fueled creativity. Watch out My Chemical Romance - I'm chocked full of angry, depressed creativity, and I have you in my sights.

January 16, 2007

It's unfortunate I've let The Some Smart Some Don’t School for Kids Who Can’t Speak Good and Want to Learn How to Do Other Things Good Too flounder in such obscurity. Not just because I think logic is fun, or that this type of analysis of our language can be both informative and slightly humurous, but because these type of things really piss me off. In fact, I'm ashamed that I haven't taken the time to focus this rage into anger fueled creativity. Watch out, My Chemical Romance, I'm chocked full of angry, depressed creativity, and I have you in my sights.

Oh, by the way, something about the word irregardless pissed me off this weekend. Can you guess what it was?

So a few months ago I received the greatest voice mail in the history of the universe. The message was actually left on a Saturday, but I didn't hear it until I arrived at work on the following Monday, and let me just say it made for the best Monday morning ever. I don't think anything else needs to be said about this work of art, except that after several months of listening to it, I still can't quite make out everything she says. However, here is a transcript of what I have been able to piece together so far.

With that in mind, I hope you enjoy this "biography" of Orson Welles.

Josh just emailed me a something he had recently completed - a biography of Orsen Welles. Intrigued by where such an article would come from, I questioned Josh about it.

January 14, 2007

Josh just emailed me a something he had recently completed - a biography of Orsen Welles. Intrigued by where such an article would come from, I questioned Josh about it.

With that in mind, I hope you enjoy this biography of Orson Welles.

If you are looking for more information about what this website is all about, check the about the site link or for more information about mysterious creatures who run the site, use that cleverly placed link back there. And enjoy your stay, because if you find something you don't like, some smart, some don't.

If you are looking for more information about what this website is all about, check the about the site link or for more information about mysterious creatures who run the site, use that cleverly placed link back there. Enjoy your stay, and if you find something you don't like, some smart, some don't.

January 7, 2007

Don't worry, the menu bar on the left was purposefully removed, being replaced by the superior streamlined version you see above. I know things appear a bit "wider" for the time being, but you'll get used to it, I promise. Just pretend you switched your internet browser to "fill" rather than "full". Much better, no?

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January 3, 2007

p.s. the very end is the best part, so don't give up!

January 1, 2007

January 2, 2006

I'm sure by now you've noticed the slight site redesign. Or maybe I should say re-coloring. I'm enjoying this new look more, so it should stick around for the time being (or at least until Josh gets internet access back and can work his graphic designing magic.

So a few months ago I received the greatest voice mail in the history of the universe. The message was actually left on a Saturday, but I didn't hear it until I arrived and work on the following Monday, and let me just say it made for the best Monday morning ever. I don't think anything else needs to be said about this work of art, except that after several months of listening to it, I still can't quite make out everything she says. However, here is a transcript of what I have been able to piece together so far.

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January 1, 2006

Speaking of the new year, I did make one resolution. It was a long resolution, involving quantum theory, Plato, various forms of creative expression, and a wide array of aliens - don't worry I won't bore you with the details. The upshot to you, internet, is that I will aim to update the site with more frequency and with more depth. In other words, instead of just gushing about Final Fantasy XII for a month, I'll try to contribute actual commentary on the game, or something similarly worthwhile. The good news is that I even have a few ideas that should be loads of fun to work on, and I know others are working on content as well (just as an example, Steve is putting together his Best Albums of 2006 to follow up on last year's list)

So this is the new Year? I don't feel any different. I know, you're shocked by the insight that's captured in those few simple words. How was I able to so succinctly encompass the myriad emotions that are present during this strangely introspective time of year? Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wasn't - it's the opening line of a Death Cab for Cutie song. A band, I've just discovered, that totally rocks my face off.

Speaking of the new year, I did make one resolution. It was a long resolution, involving quantum theory, Plato, various forms of creative expression, and a wide array of aliens - don't worry I won't bore you with the details. The upshot to you, internet, is that I will aim to update the site with more frequency and with more depth. In other words, instead of just gushing about Final Fantasy XII for a month, I'll try to contribute actual commentary on the game, or something similar of worth. The good news is that I even have a few ideas that should be loads of fun to work on, and I know others are working on content as well (just as an example, Steve is putting together his Best Albums of 2006 to follow up. last year's list)

Now, to prove I'm not just full of it, here's a few Proverbs, as Josh sees them. This can't be good for my soul....

January 1, 2006

Oh no, you've got me with my digital pants down! (i.e. I'm updating the page as we speak.

Merry Christmas! What are you doing on the internet?

December 25th, 2006

Merry Christmas! What are you doing on the internet.

p.s. Things will be happening here soon, I promise!

(Scott is busy making a 2007 page that will rock your socks off)

December 19th, 2006

(Scott'll is busy making a 2007 page that will rock your socks off)

I've been out for 3 years, but this still makes me smile:

November 24th, 2006 (Scott'll make a December page soon).

Happy Black Friday
Watch your step... Don't want to get old lady on your shoe!

November 7th, 2006 (Scott'll make a new page soon).

In related news, I just realized (because a friend corrected me) that FFXII is not an online game. I'm half tempted to buy a PS2 for FFXII and also the bonus of having a DVD player in my room again. I'll let you know how that goes.

Keith's addition:

In related news, I just realized (because a friend corrected me) that FFXII is not an online game. I'm half tempted to buy a PS2? for FFXII and also the bonus of having a DVD player in my room again. I'll let you know how that goes.

Yes, I do officially have Final Fantasy XII now, and it's quite possibly better than I thought it would be. I've logged a pretty good amount of time so far, considering I've only had it for a day, and I'm excited to keep playing. I'll put together a new Final Fantasy XII running review? within the next day, so keep checking back for that to go live.

November 1st, 2006 (I'll make a new page soon).

Yes, I do officially have Final Fantasy XII now, and it's quite possibly 'better than I thought it would be. I've logged a pretty good amount of time so far, considering I've only had it for a day, and I'm excited to keep playing. I'll put together a new Final Fantasy XII running review? within the next day, so keep checking back for that to go live.

In other news, I will be attending a Ben Folds concert tonight, so maybe I'll be able to post about that as well!

I can share with you some Halloween spirit:

Happy Halloween

October 31st, 2006

Well, Scott officially owns FFXII now. I'm not sure I've seen anyone else update the website in a few months, so I guess it's up to me to keep this site alive.

Ummm....

I got nothing.

October 30th, 2006

Tonight.

October 19th, 2006

I pre-ordered my copy of Final Fantasy XII two days ago. I would have mentioned it earlier, but in my excitement I confused my pre-order receipt with the actual game, and spent the last two days trying to get it to work in my ps2. I failed.

But now we're down to 11 days!

It turned out, however, that I didn't have a car in this post-apocalyptic dream world. I guess I can't complain, considering half the people around had already been turned into zombies, and I was still 100% human (God obviously answered my prayer, understanding that being among the living dead didn't count). I decided to go on a bit of a walk/run along the highway and was able to get there pretty quick. In the end, I wasn't quick enough as it turned out that that the freezer that held the games was already picked clean.

It turned out, however, that I didn't have a car in this post-apocalyptic dream world. I guess I can't complain, considering half the people around had already been turned into zombies, and I was still 100% human (God obviously answered my prayer, understanding that being among the living dead didn't count). I decided to go on a bit of a walk/run along the highway and was able to get there pretty quick. Not quick enough, though, as it turned out that by the time I got there the freezer that held the games was already picked clean.

It turned out, however, that I didn't have a car in this post-apocalyptic dream world. I guess I can't complain, considering half the people around had already been turned into zombies, and I was still 100% human (God obviously answered my prayer, understanding that being among the living dead didn't count). I decided to go on a bit of a walk/run along the highway and was able to get their pretty quick. Not quick enough, though, as it turned out that by the time I got there the freezer that held the games was already picked clean.

So I had a dream last night that a friend (incidentally, the same one who introduced me to Final Fantasy IV) came over to my house after having purchased a copy of Final Fantasy XII before the official street date. I immediately headed out to the Best Buy where he had purchased it, hoping to score the same sweet deal.

October 16th, 2006

So I had a dream last night that a friend (incidentally, the same one who introduced me to Final Fantasy IV) came over to my house after having purchased a copy of Final Fantasy XII before the official street date. I immediately headed out to the Best Buy where had purchased it, hoping to score the same sweet deal.

It turned out, however, that I didn't have a car in this post-apocalyptic dream world. It wasn't too bad, though, considering half the people around had already been turned into zombies, and I was still 100% human (God obviously answered my prayer, understanding that being among the living dead didn't count). I decided to go on a bit of a walk/run along the highway and was able to get their pretty quick. Not quick enough, though, as it turned out that by the time I got there the freezer that held the games was already picked clean.

Oh well, just 14 days to go.

October 12th, 2006

Sorry no update - I'm totally hungover from celebrating Final Fantasy XII Day.

No FF XII update from Scott today (yet), so I figured I'd hop on to say that Final Fantasy VII is pretty awesome. And no one knows how awesome it is more than I do because I don't think anyone else has played 99:99:59 hours of FF VII. If only I was at home with a digital camera and the desire to get a screenshot of the timer... You'll just have to believe me.

Happy Final Fantasy XII Day!. No, I'm not kidding. It appears that the entire city of New York has caught on to the hype I've been building, has realized that Final Fantasy XII is unmitigatingly awesome, and has declared today, October 11th, 2006 Final Fantasy XII day.

If you aren't anywhere near New York City, feel free to celebrate the way I will: by harassing local EB Games and Gamestop employees until you find out which stores will be holding midnight release events for the game!

October 11th, 2006

Happy Final Fantasy XII Day!. No, I'm not kidding. It appears that the ENTIRE CITY OF NEW YORK has caught on to the hype I've been building, has realized that Final Fantasy XII is unmitigatingly awesome, and has declared today, October 11th, 2006 Final Fantasy XII day.

If you aren't anywhere near New York City feel free to celebrate the way I will: by harassing local EB Games and Gamestop employees until you find out which stores will be holding midnight release events for the game!

The State of Montana

It's a very good-natured, calm, pleasant, uniquely beautiful state. Very unlike the chaotic, heavy-handed, attention seeking State of New Jersey we've grown to love.

October 10th, 2006

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Final Fantasy XII love-a-thon (love it) to bring you the newest addition to our household:

The State of Montana

Holy crap I had a scary experience last night: I booted up my ps2 to play a little Okami (which is an entirely different story of video game awesomeness) when I got the dreaded "Disc Read Error". Suddenly, it hit me: I asked God that I live long enough to play Final Fantasy XII, but not that my ps2 does the same. You know what I'll be praying about tonight.

October 9th, 2006 part deaux

Holy crap I had a scary experience last night: I booted up my ps2 to play a little Okami (which is an entirely different storry of video game awesomeness) when I got the dreaded "Disc Read Error". Suddenly, it hit me: I asked God that I live long enough to play Final Fantasy XII, but not that my ps2 does the same. You know what I'll be praying about tonight.

I'm sure anyone here knows what an RPG is, but I was thinking that I might not be the only one who didn't know what an MMORPG is.

I'm sure anyone here knows what an RPG is, but I was thinking that I might not be the only one who didn't know what an MMORPG is.

October 9th, 2006

I'm sure anyone here knows what an RPG is, but was thinking I might be the only one who didn't know what an MMORPG is.

As a service announcement, I'd like you all to know that and MMORPG is a Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game. The only reason I'm posting this OSA (online service announcement) is because World of Warcraft was featured in the 10th season premiere of South Park

Seemed almost relevant.

October 8th, 2006

I have a confession: I thought about Final Fantasy XII during church this morning. But only to ask God that I live long enough to play it.

October 7th, 2006

I apologize for the lack of an update yesterday. Today's update, however, is so awesome that it more than makes up for it. If you took my advice earlier in the week, then you have been delving deep within the Final Fantasy XII homepage, learning as much as you possibly can about the game before it drops.

One thing you probably realized is that one of the Espers in XII is a creature called Zeromus:

So, what's the significance of this Esper versus, say, Ultima? Only that Zeromus is none other than the final boss of the greatest Final Fantasy in the history of the universe: Final Fantasy IV. He may look a bit different than he has in the past, but that doesn't change the fact that Final Fantasy XII has the ultimate boss from the ultimate Final Fantasy and this time, he's on your side.

Scott's note: what makes this fact even more impressive is that Final Fantasy VII doesn't track time beyond the 99:99:59 point - so even though Keith played it well beyond that point, his awesomeness was capped out. Now to bring it all back together: Final Fantasy XII does not suffer from such a horrible shortcoming. No! In Final Fantasy XII you can log well over one hundred hours, if you so desire. (And of course, you do).

Scott's note: what makes this fact even more impressive is that Final Fantasy VII doesn't track time beyond the 99:99:59 point - so even though Keith played it well beyond that point, his awesomeness was capped out. Now to bring it all back together: Final Fantasy XII does not suffer from such a horrible shortcoming. No! In Final Fantasy XII you can log well over one hundred hours, if you so desire. (And, of course, you do).

Scott's note: what makes this fact even more impressive is that Final Fantasy VII doesn't track time beyond the 99:99:59 point - so even though Keith played it well beyond that point, his awesomeness was capped out. Now to bring it all back together: Final Fantasy XII does not suffer from such a horrible shortcoming. No! In Final Fantasy XII you can log well over one hundred hours, if you so desire. (And, of course, you do).

October 5th, 2006

No FF XII update from Scott today (yet), so I figured I'd hop on to say that Final Fantasy VII is pretty awesome. And no one knows how awesome it is, more than I do because I don't think anyone else has played 99:99:59 hours of FF VII. If only I was at home with a digital camera and the desire to get a screenshot of the timer... You'll just have to believe me.

Final Fantasy VII rocks!

• they now have wallpapers available for download; I went with the black and white cookie version of the logo. Final Fantasy XII is obviously telling us to look to the cookie. (There are also buddy icons, but I don't use AIM nearly enough anymore so...)

• most importantly, they've opened up the "How to Fight Back" section. Unfortunately, this wasn't about "How to Fight Back against cool people who call you a loser for getting so excited about playing Final Fantasy." No, it was about "How to Fight Back in the game" which, though it won't save my life from roaming bands of nerdivores?, it gives us all something to study and memorize so we can rule the game immediately upon its release.

• most importantly, they've opened up the "How to Fight Back" section. Unfortunately, this wasn't about "How to Fight Back against cool people who call you a loser for getting so excited about playing Final Fantasy." No, it was about "How to Fight Back in the game" which, though it won't save my life from roaming bands of nerdivoresNerdivores?, it gives us all something to study and memorize so we can rule the game immediately upon its release.

Right, so I noticed yesterday that the Official Final Fantasy XII website is now complete. (Of course I'm referring to the official English version of the site - the Japanese version has been live for quite some time, as I'm sure everyone knows. What's a language barrier between massive fans of the series?)

So go there. Now. Watch it. Learn it. Love it.

• most importantly, they've opened up the "How to Fight Back" section. Unfortunately, this wasn't about "How to Fight Back against cool people who call you a loser for getting so excited about playing Final Fantasy." No, it was about "How to Fight Back in the game" which, though it won't save my life from roaming bands of nerdivores, it gives us all something to study and memorize so we can rule the game immediately upon its release.

So go there. Now. Watch it. Learn it. Love it.

• the trailer is outrageously good. How can you watch that and not freak out that you have 26 days to wait to play this game? Seriously, how? I need to know because it's probably going to get me fired if I don't learn to stop.

• most importantly, they've opened up the "How to Fight Back" section. Unfortunately, this wasn't about How to Fight Back against cool people who call you a loser for getting so excited about playing Final Fantasy." No, it was about how to fight back in the game which, though it won't save my life from roaming bands of nerdivores, it gives us all something to study and memorize so we can rule the game immediately upon its release.

October 4th, 2006

Right, so I noticed yesterday that the Official Final Fantasy XII website is now complete. (Of course I'm referring to the official English version of the site - the Japanese version has been live for quite some time, as I'm sure everyone knows. What's a language barrier between massive fans of the series?)

Things to take note of on this newly awesome website:

• the trailer is outrageously good. How can you watch that and not freak out that you have 26 days to wait to play this game? Seriously, how? I need to know because it's probably going to get me fired if I keep it up.
• they now have wallpapers available for download; I went with the black and white cookie version of the logo. Final Fantasy XII is obviously telling us to look to the cookie. (There are also buddy icons, but I don't use AIM nearly enough anymore so...)
• Most importantly, they've opened up the "How to Fight Back" section. Unfortunately, this wasn't about How to Fight Back against cool people who call you a loser for getting so excited about playing Final Fantasy." No, it was about how to fight back in the game which, though it won't save my life from roaming bands of nerdivores, it gives us all something to study and memorize so we can rule the game immediately upon its release.

So go there. Now. Watch it. Learn it. Love it.

Several hours later....

What, were you somehow under the impression that the impending release of Final Fantasy XII wouldn't inspire me to talk about it constantly? Well, that makes me believe someone hasn't had the life altering experience of watching hours of Final Fantasy XII gameplay video.

What, were you somehow under the impression that the impending release of Final Fantasy XII wouldn't inspire me to talk about it constantly? Well, that makes me believe someone hasn't had the life altering experience of watching 'hours' of Final Fantasy XII gameplay video.

October 3rd, 2006

What, were you somehow under the impression that the impending release wouldn't inspire me to talk about it constantly? Well, that makes me believe someone hasn't had the life altering experience of watching 'hours' of Final Fantasy XII gameplay video.

Aren't you amazed by how fast paced the action is? Or by the striking resemblance to Final Fantasy XI, without the time sink or whiney, human drama? What about the detail of the cities, characters and monsters? Maybe it's the loads of weapons, spells, skills, and depth of battles? What more do you want? What?!

October 2nd, 2006

I do.

Nonetheless, this is isn't "national feel deeply fulfilled and whole due to the arbitrary designation of days, weeks, and months" month. Actually, I think it's "National Pastor Appreciation" month, but that's not particularly relevant either. What's far more important is that today begins a month I've been anticipating for nearly 4 years now: That's right - the month that FINAL FANTASY XII will finally be released.

p.s. Stupid Astros

Maybe it's because I work in payroll, but when a new month begins on Sunday, it somehow feels very right. As though the month and the week have fulfilled their purpose in some significant way.

October 1st, 2006

Maybe it's because I work in payroll, but when new month's begin on Sundays, it somehow feels very right. As though the month and the week have fulfilled their purpose in some significant way.

Nonetheless, this is isn't "national feel deeply fulfilled and whole due to the arbitrary designation of days, weeks, and months" month. Actually, I think it's "National Pastor Appreciation" month, but that's not particularly relevant either. What's far more important is that today begins a month I've been anticipating for nearly 4 years now: That's right - the month that FINAL FANTASY XII is finally released.

So join me as we count down to the release (and play through blogging/review fest) of Final Fantasy XII.

September 19th, 2006

Yarrrrr! Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

"It's driving me nuts"

I know what you all must be thinking: "Why didn't Scott mention Labor Day yesterday? Has he met some horrible fate?" No, fortunately not. Instead, I was saving my post for a much more important holiday. That's right, National Payroll Week. Now that you've clicked that link, and realized I'm not kidding, allow me, as a payroll professional, to detail why this is funny in so many ways.

Seriously, you can't make this stuff up.

More importantly, however, is the following: National Payroll Week bling. Please feel free to purchase the following for me:

First of all, they were gracious enough to hold this on Labor Day week, meaning there is one less work day in which to process payroll. Though it's great to have the day off, if you are actually responsible for paying people on Friday of such a week, everything gets pushed back a day, resulting in a huge pain in the ass. How lovely that we celebrate our work on one of the busier weeks of the year. Thanks!

I know what you all must be thinking: "Why didn't Scott mention Labor Day yesterday? Has he met a horrible Steve Irwin type fate?" No, fortunately not. Instead, I was saving my post for a much more important holiday. That's right, National Payroll Week. Now that you've clicked that link, and realized I'm not kidding, allow me, as a payroll professional, to detail why this is funny in so many ways.

I know what you all must be thinking: "Why didn't Scott mention Labor Day yesterday? Has he met a horrible Steve Irwin type fate?" No, fortunately not. Instead, I was saving my post for a much more important holiday. That's right, National Payroll Week?. Now that you've clicked that link, and realized I'm not kidding, allow me, as a payroll professional, to detail why this is funny in so many ways.

September 5th, 2006

I know what you all must be thinking: "Why didn't Scott mention Labor Day yesterday? Has he met a horrible, Steve Irwin type, fate?" No, fortunately not. Instead, I was saving my post for a much more important holiday. That's right, National Payroll Week?. Now that you've clicked that link, and realized I'm not kidding, allow me, as a payroll professional, to detail why this is funny in so many ways.

First of all, they were gracious enough to hold this on Labor Day week, meaning there is one less work day in the week. Though it's great to have the day off, if you are actually responsible for paying people on Friday of such a week, everything gets pushed back a day, resulting in a huge pain in the ass. How lovely that we celebrate our work on one of the busier weeks of the year. Thanks!

More importantly, however, is the following: National Payroll Week bling. Please feel free to purchase the following for me:

From the official description of the product: Dolly Parton will be jealous. This dazzling pin, with green stones set into a silver backing, announces your support for National Payroll Week. The green rhinestones will make you the envy of other departments in your building and the silver will display your purity of purpose as you continue your perfect payroll streak. Pin is 1.25" x 0.5".

Seriously, you can't make up comedy like this.

Greetings new month - and hopefully greetings cool weather. Though it may not appear to be the case, there are loads of things in the works for the site at the moment, and there is actually significant project being made on them. Unfortunately a few of these endeavours are quite huge. Evidence of this will most likely appear in the next day or so when a story written by Josh will appear. I'd put it up sooner, but it's being mailed to me. In the actual mail. Not the electronic version, but the version that you have to give to another human being in order for it to reach its destination.

I think it's referred to as Mail 1.0 now. Speaking of Mail 1.0, it does have its added benefits, as we've discussed here before. So, just because it's slow, inconsistent, and costly doesn't mean it's totally worthless. Afterall, it's personal, and when it comes to insulting strangers, that's the most important thing of all.

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September 1st, 2006

Greetings new month - and hopefully greetings cool weather. Though it may not appear to be the case, there are loads of things in the works at the moment, and there is actually significant project being made on them. Evidence of this will most likely appear in the next day or so when a story written by Josh will appear. I'd put it up sooner, but it's being mailed to me. In the actual mail. Not the electronic version, but the version that you have to give to another human being in order for it to reach its destination.

I think it's referred to as Mail 1.0 now. Speaking of Mail 1.0, it does have its added benefits?, as we've discussed here before. So, just because it's slow, inconsistent, and costly doesn't mean it's totally worthless. Afterall, it's personal, and when it comes to insulting strangers?, that's the most important thing of all.

Sorry Pluto, but that's what happens when you can't clear out your orbital neighbourhood.... you lazy bastard.

Sorry Pluto, but that's what happens when you can't clear out your orbital neighbourhood.... you lazy bastard.

Does it get any nerdier than astronomical humor?

August 25, 2006

Demoted to a dwarf cartoon:

Argghh, my glasses:

August 23, 2006

Aghh, my glasses:

Holy crap, have we just gone Back in Time? No, of course not, because that would be impossible (at least according to Augustine). In honor of this non-back in time travelling, I've uploaded a paper I wrote in college about the nature of time itself. In all honesty, it's kind of poorly written. However, I do make a pretty nifty tie in to the classic film Donnie Darko (which I have a FAQ I'll upload later). As a final note, the paper is a little technical, so no saying I didn't warn you.

Holy crap, have we just gone Back in Time? No, of course not, because that would be impossible, at least according to Augustine. In honor of this non-back in time travelling, I've uploaded a paper I wrote in college about the nature of time itself. In all honesty, it's kind of poorly written. However, I do make a pretty nifty tie in to the classic film Donnie Darko (which I have a FAQ I'll upload later). As a final note, the paper is a little technical, so no saying I didn't warn you.

Holy crap, have we just gone Back in Time? No, of course not, because that would be impossible, at least according to Augustine. In honor of this non-back in time travelling, I've uploaded a paper I wrote in college about the nature of time itself. In all honesty, it's kind of poorly written. However, I do make a pretty nifty tie in to the classic film Donnie Darko (which I have a FAQ I'll upload later). As a final note, the paper is a little technical, so no saying I didn't warn you.

August 21, 2006

Holy crap, have we just gone Back in Time? No, of course not, because that would be impossible, at least according to Augustine. In honor of this non-back in time travelling, I've uploaded a paper I wrote in college about [[AugustineTime | the nature of time itself]. In all honesty, it's kind of poorly written. However, I do make a pretty nifty tie in to the classic film Donnie Darko (which I have a FAQ I'll upload later). As a final note, the paper is a little technical, so no saying I didn't warn you.

August 28, 2006

This future update is brought to you from Keith's awesome desk calendar
Happy Summer Bank Holiday everyone else in the UK (England/Wales/Northern Ireland)!

Those suckers in Scotland & Ireland wish they had off today!

P.S. Keith is right, my desk calender sucks, and lists only Civic Day for the entire month of August.

My calendar is cleverer than yours

P.S. Keith is right, my desk calender sucks, and lists only Civic Day for the entire month of August. Damn....

Happy Civic Day (CAN). Who needs to be clever when you have a calendar.

Scott must have some pathetic Canadian calendar. Truly cool kids look at their desk calendar and know it's Picnic Day in Australia-Northern Territory and that people in Ireland, Scotland, & New South Wales/Australian Capital Territory of Australia are celebrating the Summer Bank Holiday

My calendar is cleverer than yours

August 7, 2006

Happy Civic Day (CAN). Who needs to be clever when you have a calendar.

August 4, 2006

Here's an excellent reason not to have a dog keep security in a room full of chew toys.

Mabel
Not to be confused with Bobo

So I saw Lady in the Water over the weekend, and let me just say that it is by far the best movie I've seen all summer. Also, it turns out that the lady is not a lady at all, but in fact a Narf. Wait, a Narf?

So I saw Lady in the Water over the weekend, and let me just say that it is by far the best movie I've seen this summer. Also, it turns out that the lady is not a lady at all, but in fact a Narf. Wait, a Narf?

August 2, 2006

So I saw Lady in the Water over the weekend, and let me just say that it is by far the best movie I've seen this summer. Also, it turns out that the lady is not a lady at all, but in fact a Narf. Wait, a Narf?

• MTV2 premieres, promising non-stop videos - 1996 (now with more Andy Milonakis and Invader ZIM!)

• London Bridge opens - 1831 (yet it had been "falling down" since 1720?)

• MTV premieres with "Video Killed the Radio Star" - 1981 (how many people were tuned in to a non-existant channel at 12:01 am?)
• MTV2 premieres promising non-stop videos - 1996 (now with more Andy Milonakis and Invader ZIM!)
• Keith reviews a Toad concert and Glen Phillips's latest EP - 2006 (kinda anticlimactic)

August 1, 2006

What a great day in history:

• Oxygen officially discoverd - 1774 (what did we breathe before that?)
• London Bridge opens - 1831 (yet it had been "falling down" since 1720)
• Colorado becomes our 38th state - 1876 (Go Centennial State!)
• Anne Frank runs out of paper; last entry - 1944 (too soon?)
• Six Flags opens its first park - 1961 (in Texas!)
• MTV premeires with "Video Killed the Radio Star" - 1981 (how many people were tuned to a non-existant channel at 12:01 am?)
• MTV2 premeires promising non-stop videos - 1996 (now with more Andy Milonakis and Invader ZIM!)
• Keith reviews a Toad concert and Glen Phillips's latest EP - 2006 (kinda anticlimactic)

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July 26, 2006

Life is wonderfully hilarious sometimes. Take today for example - rain was pouring down, and since the area around my office has a tendency to flood terribly, I went up to Vanessa's office and called to make sure the roads near work were clear. I got the go ahead, so I grab the elevator heading downstairs. The older, well-dressed man who held the door for me turns and asks:

I wonder if this is God's way of telling me I should start tucking in my shirt?

I was in Yellowstone National Park all last week, which might help to explain why the site went down and then never came back up. Don't worry, I haven't completely given up on it yet - I was mearly 1,400 miles away and couldn't quite reach the reboot button. Nevertheless, I'm back now, and full of interesting stories to share....

I was in Yellowstone National Park all last week, which might help to explain why the site went down and then never came back up. Don't worry, I haven't completely given up on it yet, I was mearly 1,400 miles away and couldn't quite reach the reboot button. Nevertheless, I'm back now, and full of interesting stories to share....

Fortunately, I avoided all the buffalo I ran across, and thus was able to retain both my camera and my hat for the entire trip. (side note: I didn't actually have the hat the whole time because I bought it on Tuesday when I went to see Old Faithful - which was a monumental let down, easily topped by my newly purchased hat.)

July 23, 2006

I was in Yellowstone National Park all last week, which might help to explain why the site when down and then never came back up. Don't worry, I haven't completely given up on it yet, I was mearly 1,400 miles away and couldn't quite reach the reboot button. Nevertheless, I'm back now, and full of interesting stories to share....

I love vacations for many reasons, but topping off the list is all that oddball stuff you run across. Take this for example:

That's right, three times faster than you.

Fortunately, I avoided all the buffalo I ran across, and thus was able to retain both my camera and my hat for the entire trip. (side note: I didn't actually have the hat the whole time, because I bought it on Tuesday when I went to see old faithful - which was a monumental let down, topped easily by my newly purchased hat.)

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July 10, 2006

Dear Internet,

Sometimes I take you for granted, I know. I use you every day, but I don't often tell you how I really feel. Today, however, you showed me yet again how truly special you are. I hope you know I love you, internet, and that I'll never take you for granted again. Thank you for this, I'll remember it forever:

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Sincerely,

Scott

(p.s. I did not make any of these, and I pulled them all from NeoGaf. I'm not sure where the originals are from, so if they're yours, and you want credit let me know.)

July 5, 2006

It's the 5th of July - feeling independent?

Happy 4th of July. I guess today is an okay Holiday to spend on the internet since you aren't with your family, remembering how much you care for each other and ignoring all the times your older brother would hold you down and spit on your face.....

My cat does a lot of crazy things, but the following was so awesome I had to post it for all the world to see. Enjoy! (p.s. If the video doesn't load, use Firefox, because you already should be using it anyways - unless of course you hate the internet.) If for some reason you are unable to use Firefox, or you still can't see anything, you can now download the video here (right click and "save").

But you better not be here tonight, when you can legally blow things up in celebration of how much you love America (a love I will prove tonight through my own series of life threatening explosions). Unless of course you live in New Jersey. Then again, if you live in New Jersey you have more important things to worry about:

But you better not be here tonight, when you can legally be blowing things up in celebration of how much you love America (a love I will prove tonight through a series of life threatening explosions). Unless, of course, you live in New Jersey. Then again, if you live in New Jersey you have more important things to worry about:

But you better not be here tonight, when you can legally be blowing things up in celebration of how much you love America (a love I will provey tonight in many a firey explosion). Unless, of course, you live in New Jersey. Then again, if you live in New Jersey you have more important things to worry about:

Happy July 4th. I guess today is an okay Holiday to spend on the internet since you aren't with your family, remembering how much you care for each other and ignoring all the times your older brother would hold you down and spit on your face.....

But you better not be here tonight, when you can legally be blowing things up in celebration of how much you love America (which I love). Unless, of course, you live in New Jersey; but let's be honest: if you live in New Jersey you have more important things to worry about:

July 4, 2006

Happy July 4th. I guess today is an okay Holiday to spend on the internet since you aren't at work. But you better not be here tonight, when you can legally be blowing things up. Unless of course you live in New Jersey - but let's be honest - if you live in New Jersey you have more important things to worry about:

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My cat does a lot of crazy things, but the following was so awesome I had to post it for all the world to see. Enjoy! (p.s. If the video doesn't load, use Firefox, because you already should be using it anyways - unless of course you hate the internet.) If for some reason you are unable to use Firefox, or you still can't see anything, you can now download the video here

My cat does a lot of crazy things, but the following was so awesome I had to post it for all the world to see. Enjoy! (p.s. If the video doesn't load, use Firefox, because you already should be using it anyways - unless of course you hate the internet.) If for some reason you are unable to use Firefox, or you still can't see anything, you can now observe the video here

My cat does a lot of crazy things, but the following was so awesome I had to post it for all the world to see. Enjoy! (p.s. If the video doesn't load, use Firefox, because you already should be using it anyways - unless of course you hate the internet.) And if it asks you to allow activeX control - say OK!

My cat does a lot of crazy things, but the following was so awesome I had to post it for all the world to see. Enjoy! (p.s. If the video doesn't load, update your quicktime plugins, use Firefox or update to the new version of internet explorer.) And if it asks you to allow activeX control - say OK!

My cat does a lot of crazy things, but the following was so awesome I had to post it for all the world to see. Enjoy! (p.s. If the video doesn't load, update your quicktime plugins, or just use Firefox or something.) And if it asks you to allow activeX control - say OK!

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My cat does a lot of crazy things, but the following was so awesome I had to post it for all the world to see. Enjoy! (p.s. If the video doesn't load, update your quicktime plugins, or something)

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July 2, 2006

My cat does a lot of crazy thins, but the following was so awesome I had to post it for all the world to see. Enjoy! (p.s. If the video doesn't load, update your quicktime plugins, or something)

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June 28, 2006

Whoa...

This site didn't completely fall apart in my absence. What's up with that?

I know it's been out of theatres for about a month, but here's my delayed review of Poseidon

Which reminded me of a long email I wrote to a friend who asked about another "movie" I had watched. It's strange how much you can talk about bad movies...

It appears that Roger Clemens is such an amazing pitcher that when he takes the mound, not only is the other team unable to score runs, but the Astros themselves are completely and utterly shutdown. Now that's what I call power pitching.

Please don't read the following update if you are not a Houston Astros fan because it will be one, or all, of the following:

As for everyone else, read on!

June 27, 2006

Please don't read the following update if you are not a Houston Astros fan, because it will be one, or all, of the following:

1. Boring
2. Stupid
3. Illogical
4. Worthless

It appears that Roger Clemens is such an amazing pitcher that when he takes the mound, not only is the other team unable to score runs, but appearently the Astros themselves are completely and utterly shutdown. Now that's what I call power pitching.

Anyways, remember when I said all this crazy stuff about how Harry Potter would end? Well, I might still be wrong, but at least I'm not crazy.

June 26, 2006

Sorry about the long delay between updates, but I wanted to wait until I had the GREATEST UPDATE OF ALL TIME. If you're counting, this is the 7th GREATEST UPDATE OF ALL TIME. Damn, this site rules!

Anyways, remember when I said all this crazy stuff about how Harry Potter would end? Well, I might still be wrong, but at least I'm not crazy.

Feel free to ask for my autograph anytime (autographs [at] somesmart [dot] com).

Hello - I'm currently on vacation in Vermont. Don't believe me? Don't care? Too bad, I'm still going to show you pictures!

June 12, 2006

Hello - I'm currently on vacation in Vermont. Don't believe me? Too bad, I'm going to show you pictures anyways!!

June 1, 2006

Happy first day of Hurricane Season. What are you doing on the internet?

Haha, I'm just kidding. Today's not a real holiday. However, it is a day overflowing with frightening imagery which seeks to instill fear in all our hearts, so it might as well be.

Speaking of frightening imagery, I've reviewed X-Men: The Last Stand. For those of you too impatient to click the link, or too excited to properly control your mouse, here's a sneak peek:

Happy Memorial Day. What are you doing on the internet?

May 29, 2006

It's Memorial Day, what are you doing on the internet?

Before you get your hopes up, there is nothing important or significant about this post. I may have some links in it, but they won’t be to anything we’ve created here. All I want to say is that I’ve really gotten into podcasts lately. I don’t know why it took me so long, but now that I’ve found some podcasts that are actually about things I’m interested in, I find it far more engaging than listening to the bustling world of talk radio. So, if you have any podcasts that you enjoy and want to spread the love on, shoot me and email.

I've also been enjoying my Nintendo DS immensely. At some point I'll put together an article on all the great games I have for it so far, my impressions of them, and another I'm a loser and can't wait for this really old game rant.

And since I mentioned links, I might as well not let you down:

May 23, 2006

Before you get your hopes up, there is nothing important or significant about this post. I may have some links in it, but they won’t be to anything we’ve created here. All I want to say is that I’ve really gotten into podcasts lately. I don’t know why it took me so long, but now that I’ve found some podcasts that are actually in tune with things I’m interested, I find it far more interesting to listen to during work than, say, talk radio.

Oh, hell, while I’m at it – if you have any podcasts that you really enjoy, shoot me an email and let me know what they are. And since I mentioned links, I might as well not let you down:

May 15, 2006

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Happy Mother's Day. What are you doing on the internet?

May 15th, 2006

Happy Mother's Day. What are you doing on the internet?

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Josh: Or your article taught people the meaning of friendship, made them realize how much others meant to them, and spread love and peace over the worldwideweb. If article-writing was a game, you'd receive a bonus. But it's not, so all you get is a feeling of shame brought upon by appalled misreaders.

Happy anniversary, Nate!

Josh: Or your article taught people the meaning of friendship, made them realize how much others meant to them, and spread love and peace over the internet. If article-writing was a game, you'd receive a bonus. But it's not, so all you get is a feeling of shame brought upon by appalled misreaders.

May twelfth, MMVI

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May twelfth, 2006

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Scott: Wow, that was an amazing use of logic. Well done!

Josh: Or your article taught people the meaning of friendship, made them realize how much others meant to them, and spread love and peace over the internet. If article-writing was a game, you would receive a bonus. But it's not, so all you get is a feeling of shame brought upon by appalled misreaders.

Scott: Insult-by-mail is still pretty funny. It's just too bad that I didn't ever get any requests.

Josh: Maybe it can be a short update for a lazy day like today or something.

Scott: I'm not stopping you.

May 11, 2006

Scott: Insult-by-mail is still pretty funny. It's just too bad that I didn't ever get any requests.

Josh: Internet folk are too polite.

Scott: Who would have ever thought it?

Josh: Or your article taught people the meaning of friendship, made people realize how much others meant to them, and spread love and peace over the internet. If article-writing was a game, you'd have received a bonus. But it's not, so all you get is a feeling of shame brought upon by appalled misreaders.

Scott: Wow, I don't know whether to think of this as an accomplishment or a horrible failure. Can it be both?

Josh: Suxess.

Scott: Cool, it looks like I win

Josh: Mostly!

Scott: Wow, so suxess is more than 50% success?

Josh: No, but I can say that because 50% rounds up to 100%.

Scott: Wow, that was amazing use of logic. Well done!

Happy anniversary, Nate.

Looking for old updates? Look no further

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Happy Sexo de Mayo!

Happy Sexo de Mayo, everyone!

Are your parents this awesome?

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I have no memory of recording this.
Maybe it was an accident.

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May 7, 2006

Are your parents this awesome?

Listen

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Transcript

Happy birthday, Orson Welles!

Happy Sexo de Mayo, everyone!

May 6, 2006

The new Rayman for Wii was announced today, and the world said:

May 3, 2006

The new Rayman for Wii was announced today, and the world said:

One d Higher. A revolutionary article one year in the making.

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One D Higher. A real revolution. An article one year in the making (procrastination).

One D Higher. A true revolution. An article one year in the making (procrastination).

One D Higher. A true revolution.

One D Higher. The future of gaming. A true revolution.

May 2, 2006

One D Higher The future of gaming.

Silent Hill takes place in a town that was abandoned years ago when a horrible fire broke out, killing loads of people. Interestingly, the town is still burning to this day. Remember that. The town is still on fire. So, you know, there is ash and burned stuff all over the place.

In the tradition of my King Kong review I have reviewed the most recent video game to movie adaptation in the form of Silent Hill. The joke in this review might not make much sense if you haven't seen the movie, so I'm going to completely cop out and give enough background here so that the joke makes sense:

Now, keep this fact in mind when you read the review for the movie. And remember that this is an ACTUAL QUOTE that occurred 90 minutes into the film. Okay, got all that? Good, you should now be able to appreciate how this review prefectly captures the entire movie as succintly as possible. So, enjoy!

May 1, 2006

In the vein of KingKong I have reviewed the most recent video game to movie adaptation in the form of Silent Hill. The joke in this review might not make much sense if you haven't seen the movie, so I'm going to completely cop out and give enough background here so that the joke makes sense:

Silent Hill takes place in a town that was abandoned years ago when a horrible fire broke out, killing loads of people. Interestingly, the town is still burning to this day. Remember that - the town is still on fire. So, you know, there is ash and burned stuff all over the place.

Now, keep this fact in mind when you read the review for the movie. And remember that this is an ACTUAL QUOTE that occurred 90 minutes into the film. Okay, got all that?

Then enjoy!

April 29, 2006

In honor of the official name change from Revolution, to Wii I've decided to get new custom plates. What do you think?

Scott: Wake up Josh.
Josh: Ugh... why?
Scott: It's Easter Sunday we have to go to church.
Josh: Ahh, why?
Scott: Because it's Easter! You have to go to church on easter.
Josh: What? Don't we get a day off on Easter?
Scott: (Yawn) I think you're right\\

April 16, 2006

Scott: Wake up Josh. Josh: Ugh... why? Scott: It's Easter Sunday we have to go to church. Josh: Ahh, why? Scott: Because it's Easter! You have to go to church on easter. Josh: What? Don't we get a day off on Easter? Scott: (Yawn) I think you're right (They go back to sleep, and Jesus forgives them)

April 9, 2006

Trades and Crafts

See, these are the kind of cheap, crappy updates you get when I promise to update every day. You regret that promise now, don't you? Well, too bad because I made the promise, not you, so all you can do is hope and pray I give up on this feeble attempt to update more.

(Don't worry, I'll give up soon - I promise)

See, these are the kind of cheap, crappy updates you get when I promise to update every day. You regret that promise now, don't you? Well, too bad because I made the promise, not you, so all you can do is hope and pray I give up on this feable attempt to update more.

(Don't worry, I'll give up soon, I promise)

April 4, 2006

See, these are the kind of cheap, crappy updates you get when I promise to update every day. You regret that promise now, don't you? Well, too bad because I made the promise, not you, so all you can do is hope and pray I give up on this feable attempt to update more.

Josh approves of (among other things) air. Can't have sex without air.

Josh approves of air (among others). Can't have sex without air.

Josh approves of air. Can't have sex without air.

April 3, 2006

Josh approves of air. Can't have sex without air.

Constantly

All 600?

April 2, 2006

It's 7:23 on Monday, April 3rd, 2006. Do you know where your lymph nodes are?

All 600?

April 1, 2006

New month, clean and fresh home page, you know the routine. However, unlike previous months, I'm going to make some promises about the future of some smart, some don't. From this point forward this site will be updated every single day, for the rest of existence. Never mind that fact that this update is being made on April 2nd, under the guise of April 1st. And never mind that this makes it an April Fool's Day post.

No, don't mind any of those pesky facts. Instead, just think about how awesome it will be to get constant updates from your friends here at some smart, some don't.

March 28, 2006

This conversation is hilarious:

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Josh is the voice of the one that's recording.

"Words cannot describe how we all feel about this," said church member Pam Killingsworth.

"The kids are just precious, and she was precious," Killingsworth told The AP. "He was the one of the best ministers we've ever had -- just super charisma."

I am obsessed with this story.

Killingsworth? Hmm...

March 24, 2006

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"Words cannot describe how we all feel about this," said church member Pam Killingsworth.

"The kids are just precious, and she was precious," Killingsworth told The AP. "He was the one of the best ministers we've ever had -- just super charisma."

Killingsworth? Hmm...

March 15th is Nathan's birthday.\\

March 30th is Vincent Van Gogh's birthday.

March 30th is Vincent Van Gogh's birthday.

March 1st was Jocelyn's birthday.
March 2nd was Dr. Seuss's birthday.
March 3rd was Scott's birthday.
March 6th is Julia's birthday.
March 14th is Albert Einstein's birthday.
March 18th is my brother Adam's birthday.
March 23rd is Akira Kurosawa's birthday.
March 30th is Vincent Van Gogh's birthday.

March 3, 2006

Happy birthday, Scott!

Let's see...

March 1st was Jocelyn's birthday. March 2nd was Dr. Seuss's birthday. March 3rd was Scott's birthday. March 6th is Julia's birthday. March 14th is Albert Einstein's birthday. March 18th is my brother Adam's birthday. March 23rd is Akira Kurosawa's birthday. March 30th is Vincent Van Gogh's birthday.

And that's all our friends.

Why the hell has it taken nearly 4 thousand years for us to invent whole grain white bread?

March 2, 2006

Why the hell has it taken over 15 thousand years for us to invent whole grain white bread?

Honestly!

Sorry there weren't a lot of updates through February, but it's just such a short month. That, and I spent much of the time watching the Olympic Games. Speaking of the Olympics, I would like to take a moment to congratulate the U.S. Men's Curling team for winning a bronze medal, and becoming the first U.S. curling medalists ever. A little known fact about the U.S. Men's Curling team: Famous actor Edward Norton was the captain of the team, however he went under the pseudonym Pete Fenson:

Sorry there weren't a lot of updates through February, but it's just such a short month. That, and I spent much of the time watching the Olympic Games. Speaking of the Olympics, I would like to take a moment and congratulate the U.S. Men's Curling team for winning a bronze medal, and becoming the first U.S. curling medalists ever. A little known fact about the U.S. Men's Curling team: Famous actor Edward Norton was the captain of the team, however he went under the pseudonym Pete Fenson:

Ed Norton curling as Pete Fenson

March 1, 2006

Sorry there weren't a lot of updates through February, but it's just such a short month. That, and I spent much of the time watching the Olympic Games. Speaking of the Olympics, I would like to take a moment and congratulate the U.S. Men's Curling team for winning a bronze medal, and becoming the first U.S. curling medalists ever. A little known fact about the U.S. Men's Curling team: Famous actor Edward Norton was the captain of the team, however he went under the pseudonym Pete Fensen: Attach:fensen.jpg Δ | Ed Norton curling as Pete Fensen

Way to go U.S. Men's Curling team! If it weren't 85 degrees outside, I'd be curling too.

So, as we (meaning you should send me examples) discover more of these we'll be sure to share them with you (meaning those of you who didn't send me examples).

Speaking of things that annoy me I realized a few days ago that those of us who speak the English language have, for some odd reason, decided to pronounce the word hypocrite in a completely illogical manner. Realizing this made me think that there are probably reams of words that we don't pronounce according to the traditional rules of English.

Speaking of things that annoy me I realized a few days ago that those of us who speak the English language have, for some odd reason, decided to pronounce the word hypocrite in a completely illogical manner. Realizing this made me think that there are probably reems of words that we don't pronounce according to the traditional rules of English.

February 15, 2006

Speaking of things that annoy me I realized a few days ago that those of us who speak the English language have, or some odd reason, decided to pronounce the word hypocrite in a completely illogical manner. Realizing this made me think that there are probably reems of words that we don't pronounce according to the traditional rules of English.

So, as we (meaning send me examples) discover more of these we'll be sure to share them with you.

Sorry if this update wasn't exactly funny - I'm watching curling on the Olympics at the moment and it appears to be sucking all the joy, excitement, alacrity, wonder, vitality, complexity, vigor, awe, insight, dexterity, sprit, and life in general from my brain.

February 14, 2006

Am I the only one who gets an intense feeling of satisfaction when I blow my nose and a whole lot of snot comes out?

You may be wondering what's in store here at some smart, some don't? Well, the good news is that Josh has recently had the greatest idea of all time, that will drastically alter the way the world looks at webcomics. It will be a huge, but extremely fun project, and once it reaches a certain point we'll debut it with bells, whistles, dancing women, and probably some other empty fanfare.

In new month tradition, say good-bye to the old, painfully boring homepage that you've all grown excessively tired of and say hello to the new, strikingly fresh homepage. Go ahead, say "hello", I can wait. I'll just busy myself by enjoying this pointless frog picture.

In new month tradition, say good-bye to the old, painfully boring homepage that you've all grown excessively tired of and say hello to the new, strikingly fresh homepage. Go ahead, say "hello", I can wait. I'll just busy myself be enjoying this pointless frog picture.

In new month tradition, say good-bye to the old, painfully boring homepage that you've all grown excessively tired of and say hello to the new, strikingly fresh homepage. Go ahead, say "hello", I can wait.

As for more imminent updates, they will be coming soon. Plenty of things have gotten on my nerves lately, so as soon as there's a spare moment it will be up here for you all to revel in.

You may be wondering what's in store here at some smart, some don't? Well, the good news is that Josh has recently had the greatest idea of all time, that will drastically alter the way the world looks at webcomics. It will be a huge project, but extremely fun, and once it reaches a certain point, we'll debut it with bells, whistles, dancing women, and probably some other empty fanfare.

In "new month" tradition, say good-bye to the old, painfully boring homepage that you've all grown excessively tired of and say hello to the new, strikingly fresh homepage. Go ahead, say "hello", I can wait.

In "new month" tradition, say good-bye to the old, painfully boring homepage that you've all grown excessively tired of and say hell to the new, strikingly fresh homepage. Go ahead, say "hello", I can wait.

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February 9, 2006

In "new month" tradition, say good-bye to the old, painfully boring homepage that you've all grown painfully tired of and say hell to the new, strikingly fresh homepage. Go ahead, say "hello", I can wait.

Done?

Now?

Good.

You may be wondering what's in store here at some smart, some don't? Well, the good news is that Josh has recently had the greatest idea fo all time, that will drastically alter the way the world looks at webcomics. It will be a huge project, but extremely fun, and once it reaches a certain point, we'll debut it with bells, whistles, dancing women, and probably some other empty fanfare.

As for more imminent updates, they will be coming soon. Plenty of things have gotten on my nerves lately, so as soon as there's a spare moment it will be up here for you all to revel in.

For now, farewell millions of internet users.

January 26^th, 2006

January 26^th, 2006

January 26^th, 2006 - Australia Day

January 26^th, 2006

DONNIE DARKO CAUGHT IN ILLICIT LOVE AFFAIR WITH A BROTHER GRIMM!

Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions...
Details at eleven.

Would you like a Dragon Quest VIII FAQ? Good, because we have one.

Would you like a Dragon Quest VIII FAQ?

Special thanks to its author, Alex.

January 24^th, 2006

Dragon Quest VIII FAQ by Alex.

DQ8FAQ

January 24^th, 2006

Dragon Quest VIII FAQ by Alex.

Read this FAQ! It's awesome! I haven't uploaded it yet.

January 20^th, 2006 - Hereby the GREATEST DAY EVER!

1. I played laser tag and got to shoot a lot of 12-year-olds in an attempt to recapture my lost youth

No you are not crazy. Yes, you are reading that correctly.

January 20, 2006 - Hereby the GREATEST DAY EVER!

There are many reasons today was aweome:

1. I got off work early
2. I played laser tag and got to shoot a lot of 12-year-olds in attempt to recapture my lost youth
3. I accidentally celebrated a friend's birthday.

Of all these things, however, none compared to the awesomeness that was forced upon my in my mail when I received a special package. As with any time you receive a surprise package, I was excited - but nothing would have prepared me for what I read on the addressee line of said package:

No you're not crazy. Yes, you are reading that correctly.

Scott Forbes: Bard.

Scott Forbes: BARD.

Scott Forbes: BARD!

Awesome.

Instead, we've added a(n) RSS feed to the site, so check it out if you are into that sort of thing. And if you don't know what an RSS feed is, well, um, check out wikipedia.

Instead, we've added a(n) RSS feed to the site, so check it out if you are into that sort of thing. And if you don't know what an RSS feed is, well, um, check out wikipedia.

Instead, we've added a(n) RSS feed to the site, so check it out if you are into that sort of thing. And if you don't know what an RSS feed is, well, um, check out wikipedia.

Two updates in one day?
No, hell hasn't frozen over yet.

Two updates in one day? No, hell hasn't frozen over yet.

Instead, we've added a(n) RSS feed to the site, so check it out if you are into that sort of thing. And if you don't know what an RSS feed is, well, um, check out wikipedia.

It's not perfect yet, but it should at least let you know when new pages have been added, or if changes have been made to existing ones. Most importantly, it will mean you will never miss out on an update ever again! I know, life just got better for all of us. To someone sensitive to the force, this moment feels like the exact opposite of when the Death Star destroyed Alderaan.

January 16^th, 2006

I finally decided to step up and contribute something more than a page dedicated to myself.

Last weekend, I went to see Woody Allen's latest movie, Match Point, and re-fell in love.

An article by Steve. And the brokenness of the website has been fixed!

January 9^th, 2006

January 9^th, 2005

Weird Subjectivity

January 9^th, 2005

WeirdSubjectivity

An article by Steve.

January 6^th, 2006

January 1^st, 2006

Second, and more interestingly, Steve has put together his review of The Best Albums of 2005 with a critical look at the music of the year that most of us have forgotten.

Several very important updates to talk about today. First of all, it should be pretty obvious that we went ahead and re-vamped the entire site. Don't worry, it was a lot easier than it looks. If, for some crazy reason, you don't like the new look, send all your complaints to info [at] somesmart [dot] com.

Second, and more interestingly, Steve has put together his review of The Best Albums of 2005 with a critical look at the music of a year that most of us have forgotten.

Finally, though he hasn't added any real updates to the site, we do have a new contributor to the site, and you can read all about him here.

Steve takes a critical look at the music of a year that most of us have forgotten.

January 06, 2006

The Best Albums of 2005 by Steve

Steve takes a deep look into a year that most of us have forgotten.

Please welcome these three additions to the Search List:

Happy New Year! I did not even notice it was New Years until 10 minutes passed, when I heard fireworks and checked the date, even though people said, "Happy 2006!" all day. And you know what a new year means, right? A new front page, and a picture of Star Wars Pez of course!

Scott writes:

I didn't realize it was the New Year until I finally got Cid, Yang, Palom, Porom, and Edward their ultimate weapons (the bonus dungeon is as awesome as I hoped) and it was suddenly 12:30. This is going to be a good year.

Josh writes:

Happy New Year! I did not even notice it was New Years until 10 minutes passed, when I heard fireworks and checked the date, even though people said, "Happy 2006!" all day. And you know what a new year means, right? Right! A new front page!

Happy New Year! I did not even notice it was New Years until 10 minutes passed, when I heard fireworks and checked the date, even though people said, "Happy 2006!" all day. And you know what a new year means, right? Right! A new fron page!

Please welcome these three additions to the SearchList:

Would it please you to please me?

January 01, 2006

Josh

Happy New Year! I did not even notice it was New Years until 10 minutes passed, when I heard fireworks and checked the date, even though people said, "Happy 2006!" all day.

Please welcome these two additions to the SearchList:

Methuselasm

Loze

December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas! What are you doing on the internet?

December 20, 2005

We understand that the holiday season can be stressful. Spending excessive amounts of time with your family, facing horrible mall crowds, and discovering that all of history is a lie (see below) can become quite overwhelming.

In order to cope, Josh has developed a simple Rorshach test that will allow us to quickly analyze and diagnose your specific psychosis. So, check it out and send us your results. Sanity, here we come!

December 19, 2005

IMPORTANT UPDATE: HISTORY LIES - GIANT APE RAVAGES NEW YORK CITY CIRCA 1930!

This update is by far the most important thing ever posted on some smart, some don't. Over the weekend I viewed a secret documentary that, evidently, no one else is watching. It was called King Kong and it showed how a giant ape destroyed New York City during the depression. As if this wasn't shocking enough, my entire world was turned upside down when I got home. After searching through all the history books I own, I learned that there was ABSOLUTELY NO mention of this atrocity anywhere!

How could this be? How could every history book completely gloss over such horrible destruction? That is why, today, I come forth with this shocking news. If you don't believe me then, please, do yourself a favor and get educated by watching the awesome documentary about these horrible events. Hopefully it's not too late...

Mini-update: Steve has submitted his first review, thanks to getting a sneak peak of the soon to be released Chronicles of Narnia film.

Mini-update: Steve has submitted is first review, thanks to getting a sneak peak of the soon to be released Chronicles of Narnia film.

Mini-update: Steve has submitted is first review, thanks to getting a sneak peak of the soon to be released Chronicles of Narnia film.

Furthermore, on a completely unrelated note, we've begun a list of tips for making the most of this Christmas. Have a look, unless of course you want your Christmas to suck....

December 4, 2005

A new month means another fresh start on the Home Page. As always, check below for the past front page updates. Today comes brings a few interesting additions. First of all, in spite of having yet to finish the game, I went ahead and wrapped up the Dragon Quest VIII review based on the ~50 hours I've played the game. I'll give you a hint: it rocks. I'm currently debating whether or not I should add information about the game in addition to a review, such as item lists and the alchemy pot list. If this is something anyone would be interested in, please send me an email and I'll consider any suggestions.

Furthermore, on a completely unrelated note, we've begun a list of tips for making the most of this Christmas. Have a look, unless you want your Christmas to suck....

Looking for old updates? Look no further

December 2, 2005

Sorry for the lack of updates lately. It's been a combination of spending far too much of my free time playing Dragon Quest 8, and literally having too many ideas to sit down and work on one of them specifically. That and my cat chewed through the power cord on the laptop, so I couldn't use it for a few days. (I prefer to update when I'm on the computer).

Soon, however, there will be some great updates worth waiting for, I promise!

November 24, 2005

Happy Thanksgiving. What are you doing on the internet?

November 21, 2005

One addition today, Josh wrote about Art and Idolatry. Read it, and be learned; avoid it, and your own ignorance will skin you alive.

November 18, 2005

Two recent additions to the website, one worth reading right now and the other work checking out every few days. The first: I went with no sleep last night just so I could bring you this most amazing review of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (the movie, not the book!) Read it, or all my lack of sleeping will have been for nothing.

As for the other - I'm playing through Dragon Quest VIII, but since it's appearently the longest game ever, I wanted to start reviewing it before it's old hat to everyone. Which, considering how much most of you care about video games, it probably already is...

Oh well, read it now and keep and eye on it over the next few weeks.

Just as a general word of advice - since the site is hosted on my personal computer, there will be times when it will temporarily go down. This is usually just because the hosting PC needs to be rebooted. For some reason, however, it only seems to happen when I'm at work, at about 9 am, meaning I can't fix it until I get home 8 hours later. So, if you see it broken on a weekday before 5pm, just be patient, it will be back soon enough.

Just as a general word of advice - since the site is hosted on my personal computer, there will be times when it will temporarily go down. This is usually just because the hosting PC needs to be rebooted. For some reason, however, it only seems to happen when I'm at work, at about 9 am, meaning I can't fix it until I get home from work 8 hours later. So, if you see it broken on a weekday before 5pm, just be patient, it will be back soon enough.

On to more important things: I recently had one of the greatest geek experiences in my life. Twice. So check it out. And because this page needs some color, here's a picture of my favorite character from Final Fantasy IV:

On to more important things: I recently had one of the greatest geek experiences in my life. Twice. So check it out. And because this page needs some color, here's a picture of my favorite character from Final Fantasy IV: http://www.somesmart.com/uploads/Reviews/Rydia.gif
Pixelated 16-bit graphics are so hot.

Just as a general word of advice - since the site is hosted on my personal computer, there will be times when the site will temporarily go down. This is usually just because the hosting PC needs to be rebooted. For some reason, however, it only seems to happen when I'm at work, at about 9 am, meaning I can't fix it until I get home from work 8 hours later. So, if you see it broken on a weekday before 5pm, just be patient, it will be back soon enough.

On to more important things: I recently had one of the greatest geek experiences in my life. Twice. So check it out.

November 9, 2005

Just as a general word of advice - since the site is hosted on my personal computer, there will be times when the site will temporarily go down. This is usually just because the hosting PC needs to be rebooted. For some reason, however, it only seems to happen when I'm at work, at about 9 am, meaniing I can't fix it for another 8 hours when I get back home. So, if you see it broken on a weekday before 5pm, just be patient, it will be back soon enough.

On to more important things: I recently had one of the greatest geek experiences in my life, so check it out (to be more specific, I had the experience twice).

If you are looking for more information about what this website is all about, check the about the site link or for more information about those who run the site, use that cleverly placed link back there. Enjoy your stay, and remember, if you find something you don't like, well, some smart, some don't.

If you are looking for more information about what this website is all about, check the about the site link or for more information about those who run the site, use that cleverly placed link back there. Enjoy your stay, and remember, if you find something you don't like, well, some smart, some don't.
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I've cheated, and used the first day of the month as an excuse to start up a new front page. Or, at least what you might call a "fresh" front page. Technically, nothing has really been added to the site, but I have moved things around, and that's exciting. Typically, I'll probably move each month onto its own archived page, but if updates are more/less frequent, I'll adapt accordingly.

If you are looking for more information about what this website is all about, check the about the site link or for more information about those who run the site, use that cleverly placed link back there. Enjoy your stay, and remember, if you find something you don't like, well, some smart, some don't.

Welcome to some smart, some don't. Your home for everything found on this website. If you are looking for new updates, check below, on the sidebar to the left, or use the awesome search function that's built right into the website:

If you are looking for more information about what this website is all about, check the about the site link or for more information about those who run the site, use that cleverly placed link back there. Enjoy your stay, and remember, if you find something you don't like, well, some smart, some don't.

Looking for old updates? Look no further

Looking for old updates? Look no further: October updates

Welcome to some smart, some don't. You're home for everything found on this website. If you are looking for new updates, check below, on the sidebar to the left, or use the awesome search function that's built right into the website: (:searchbox:)

If you are looking for more information about what this website is all about, check the about the site link or for more information about those who run the site, use that cleverly placed link back there. Enjoy your stay, and remember, if you find something you don't like, well, some smart, some don't.

Updates

November 1, 2005

I've cheated, and used the first day of the month as an excuse to start up a new front page. Or, at least a "fresh" front page. Technically, nothing has really been added to the site, but I have moved things around, and that's exciting. Typically, I'll probably move each month onto its own archived page, but if updates are more/less frequent, I'll adapt accordingly.

For now, you're just going to have to be happy about what is already here. If you're really bored, though, check out the works in project page as Josh has added quite a few things in the past few days.

Nerd out!

Looking for old updates? Look no further

Sorry if you tried accessing the site earlier today or yesterday and weren't able to. I had a slight problem with the internal network. Basically, the router was pointing all incoming http requests to the laptop instead of the desktop. The problem being, it's the desktop that serves this site, and not the laptop so, obviously, no requests were being answered.

October 24, 2005

Sorry if you tried accessing the site earlier today or yesterday and weren't able to. I had a slight problem with the internal network. Basically, the router was pointing all incoming http requests to the laptop instead of the desktop. The problem being, it's the desktop that serves this site, and not the laptop so, obviously no requests were being answered.

As for a real update, my brother wrote the following about the future of the astros World Series run: Astros Call-Up Seal.

If you, like me, were dissapointed with the loss by the Astros on Monday night, then it was probably you're fault. Don't believe me? Too bad. You jinxed them. Here's the proof.

Currently a lot of old stuff has been added just to fill out the site, but there are some new items, such as our awesome Search List. Go ahead, click on it. It's okay. I promise barely anything terrible will happen to you.

If you, like me, were dissapointed with the loss by the Astros on Monday night, then it was probably you're fault. Don't believe me? Too bad. You jinxed them. Here's the proof.

Currently a lot of old stuff has been added just to fill out the site, but there are some new items, such as our awesome Search List. Go ahead, click on it. It's okay. I promise barely anything terrible will happen to you.

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If you, like me, were dissapointed with the loss by the Astros on Monday night, then it was probably you're fault. Don't believe me? Too bad. You jinxed them. Here's the proof.

Updates:

October 19, 2005

Octover 11, 2005

October 3, 2005

September 25, 2005

October 19, 2005

If you, like me, were dissapointed with the loss by the Astros on Monday night, then it was probably you're fault. Don't believe me? Too bad, you jinxed them. Here's the proof.

Currently a lot of old stuff has been added just to fill out the site, but there are some new items, such as our awesome Search List. Go ahead, click on it. It's okay. I promise barely anything terrible will happen to you.

Currently a lot of old stuff has been added just to fill out the site, but there are some new items, such as our awesome Search List. Go ahead, click on it, it's okay. I promise barely anything terrible will happen to you.

Octover 11, 2005

Don't worry, the site isn't already dead in the water. In fact, a lot has been happening, but it's mostly been behind the scenes. Keep an eye on the "Recent Smartings" section of the sidebar - you should see most of the new updates go on there. Not all the updates on the site will be included here in the center, so that's what that sidebar is for.

Currently a lot of old stuff has been added just to fill out the site, but there are some new items, such as our awesome Search List. Go ahead, click on it, it's okay.

Would you believe you're still making us laugh? This time, we all believe it.

Sadly, Don Adams, the infamous Agent 86 - Maxwell Smart - passed away late Sunday night. Though this site won't typically post this type of news, the fact that he is the obvious progenitor of the whole "Get Smart" joke, I figured it would be appropriate to honor him. You will be missed Mr. Adams.

Sadly, Don Adams, the infamous Agent 86 - Maxwell Smart - passed away late Sunday night. Though this site won't typically post this type of news, the fact that he is the obvious progenitor of the whole "Get Smart" aspect of this site, I figured it would be appropriate to honor him. You will be missed Mr. Adams.

Would you believe, you're still making us laugh? This time, we all believe it.

September 25, 2005

Sadly, Don Adams, the infamous Agent 86 - Maxwell Smart - passed away late Sunday night. Though this site won't typically post this type of news, the fact that he is the obvious progenitor of the whole "Get Smart" aspect of this site, I figured it would be appropriate to honor him. You will be missed Mr. Adams.

Would you believe, you're still making us laugh?

anyway, I hope to have it up and running at http://www.somesmart.com as soon as humanly possible (now!). If you haven't noticed, this is a place holder until we add much more interesting content. For the moment, we'll just be filling out the site with all the information we had on the old some smart, some don't, that wasn't cool enough to be dot comm-ed.

For more information, check out this page full of information or possibly another page full of information. It's almost the same as reading a choose your own adventure book, except for all the ways it's not.

The site also has search functionality, which at some point, will be usefull because this site will be overflowing with content (see right). For now it can used to help with any questions you might have about making changes to the site (see the link below).

Welcome to the currently under construction some smart, some don't. As you can see, this thing is very preliminary. Actually, you can't see it, because it only exists on my computer so far. hahaha!!

Welcome to the currently under construction some smart, some don't. As you can see, this thing is very preliminary. Actually, you can't see it, because it only exists on my computer so far. hahaha!! The site is now live!

anyway, I hope to have it up and running at http://www.somesmart.com as soon as humanly possible (now!). If you haven't noticed, this is a place holder until we add much more interesting content.

http://www.somesmart.com/uploads/Main/overflowing.jpg | Overflow, little site, overflow

The site also has search functionality, which at some point, will be usefull because this site will be overflowing with content. For now it can used to help with any questions you might have about making changes to the site (see the link below).

If you want more information about how to edit these pages, or add new pages, or any other of that type of stuff, please check out the DocumentationIndex.