Monday, July 18, 2005
Plan to get rid of Batman. Will work this time. Trust me.
I have an idea to finally stop Batman from interfering in our devious plans!
The plan: I get Batman's attention by seeming to do something devistating. And yet I break no law: it wasn't what it looked like.
Meanwhile, other supervillains - nothing to do with me - get away with rediculous crimes. Batman, pissed, sucks in his anger, and merely threatens me.
But I do it again and again. The best scenario would be true, honest accidents, which are my specialty.
It's perfection. I break no law. I'm too stupid to heed his empty threats. He can do nothing to stop me.
Gotham falls on its knees. Batman heroically decides to kill me, but gets caught and jailed. I sue, and live the rest of my life quietly reaping a bountiful harvest from Bruce Wayne's bottomless pockets, while our fair virgin city is raped before our very eyes - by us, so it's cool.
I'm the greatest supervillain, if I succeed: which with my college degree, of course I will!
Evil plans aren't free, so make with the anonymous donations already.