Full Name: Joshua Daniels
Job Title: Bard
Email: Peekly at Yahoo.Com

Greetings, millions of internet users.

I'm smart. Will you go out with me? I am responsible and veriloquent.

I. Random interests

1. Scams
2. Obfuscation
3. Rhetoric
4. Poetics

II. Observations I have made

1. Critical Thinking = Daydreaming
2. Hard Work = Karoshi

III. Clichés I have invented

1. Some smart, some don't.
2. Die working, or die a virgin.
3. Hail you!

IV. Super Interests

1. Superintelligence
2. Superefficiency
3. Superawesomality

V. Multitalents

1. Art
   • Visual
   • Physical
   • Virtual

2. Music
   • Writing
   • Performance

3. Writing
   • Poetry
   • Prose
   • Story
   • Elite Rhetoric

4. Learning
   • Research
   • Life Experience
   • Depth of Understanding
   • Wellspring of Obscure Knowledge

5. Extra Joy

VI. Goals

1. Conquer Earth

VII. Contributions

1. Would it please you to please me?
2. Loze
3. Methuselasm
4. Ink Blot Test
5. Art Updates
6. Art and Idolatry
7. Wotcha Look At How Dumb?
8. Con-quest
9. Fake Scams
10. A review of Star Wars Episode III
11. Dr. McPresident
12. A review of Rear Window
13. Fardzmel
14. Danger Chair
15. RPG Story Premise
16. Coolest Cat Contest
17. Women's Self-Defense
18. The Hero's Journey
19. I'm Sexy Now
20. Violentol
21. A review of Batman Begins
22. A review of Harry's Legend for the NES
23. The Secret of Zelda
24. Damn It All Z
25. Some Smart, Some Don't
26. TeenAuralChastity
27. Panama
28. For You Are Far Away

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